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Divorce Demotivational Poster


INSTANT KARMA -


TAGS: reasons for divorce holy crap
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - August 4, 2011, 8:21 pm
... I'm not allowed to have play dates at the house anymore.
BoneCD - August 4, 2011, 8:21 pm
Reminds me of the time I brought the bike in the house. Can't remember why, maybe I was drunk at the time, but it left a spot. My wife made a comment about the mark and my buddy said, "Ya, like every good woman...Bone's bike will leave a spot."...
lechacal - July 26, 2011, 3:47 pm
Bull**** bull**** bull**** bull****. I've heard 3 or 4 different versiosn of this urban legend.
BoneCD - July 25, 2011, 7:56 pm
Mustang...I don't have $400,000 for a Cobra. Mama pissed cause she wanted a Caddy STSv that her friend was selling, but I bought this instead. Guess I'll have to find a girl friend now....LMFAO
Airman - July 25, 2011, 6:54 pm
Shelby.. as in Mustang... or as in Cobra?
BoneCD - July 25, 2011, 6:38 pm
So I see...We should tale gate! I'll bring the Shelby down I just picked up!
Airman - July 25, 2011, 4:06 pm
fyi Bone.. my Colorado Buffalos play OSU and USC this year in football.. both on probation. won't effect the outcome one bit
Airman - July 25, 2011, 4:05 pm
them bones them bones


COMPROMISE -


TAGS: closet space marriage divorce half hers
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 9:17 pm
5L for annoying and demotivational truth. The "his" side was too large, though.
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 7:37 pm
so true 5L
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:19 am

this image is the story of my life
AdmiralAckbar - September 23, 2010, 3:53 pm
happens at work too.
forseti - September 23, 2010, 12:32 pm
perfect!


MY EX-WIFE -


TAGS: marchallenge divorce exwife
Rating: 4.49/5

More motifakes by sickartist

rerun - July 4, 2010, 10:12 am

It was planning the wedding part for me.
dude304 - March 22, 2010, 2:00 pm
nice man this one is sooo funny
lesterinside - March 22, 2010, 12:00 pm
FTW!!! It was my mother-in-law on my part. 5 torturous L's !!!


THE HARD PART IS WAY BEFORE COURT -


TAGS: divorce
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

tellitlikeitis - October 29, 2011, 6:41 pm
Sad but so true.
jackandsally - October 29, 2011, 1:48 am
Word
mariand - October 28, 2011, 4:05 am
just great
rondollins1 - October 28, 2011, 2:56 am
A true marriage doesn't begin with anxiety...
house - October 28, 2011, 2:06 am
all too true !!!


D I V O R C E - Sometimes, it's just too expensive.


TAGS: dark divorce burial
Rating: 4.63/5

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Sean - March 4, 2011, 5:16 pm
even if she did take my best pig away from me in the settlement.
Sean - March 4, 2011, 5:15 pm
Been there ... looking for truffles I mean as a way to earn some extra money for a good divorce lawyer. Then I lost my best truffling pig in the settlement ... so, then I went back there ... while I was training a new pig. d*** I miss that old sow ...
conrad23 - March 4, 2011, 4:39 am
wowit so BUSTED
spacedog - March 3, 2011, 6:59 pm
Excellence.


KARMA - Yeah the ex wife got the Porsche in the divorce, but somehow the universe tends to even things out in the end


TAGS: divorce
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by Doug

Ozbad - February 1, 2012, 6:49 pm
likely still a virgin..
R.S.Jake - December 29, 2009, 8:11 pm
Obviously the Timmy who voted 1L has never been divorced, or married for that matter.


DIVORCE - You take the car, I'll take the truck.




DIVORCE - Instead of getting married, just find a woman you don’t like and give her a house.


TAGS: marriage divorce house
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by suzieq

Bucketheadsdad - January 16, 2012, 9:17 pm
I've also heard the comedian Gary Mule Deer discuss this as well.
djrcreative - January 15, 2012, 10:20 pm
LOL! Been there. FWIW, that tagline is based (nothing wrong with that) on a quote by Lewis Grizzard, though also plagiarized (and more famously known) by Rod Steward. Aces on the execution!


JOKES ON HER - I got the half that runs.


TAGS: joke her half car divorce
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

RonE - May 13, 2012, 6:08 am
only.... if it is front wheel drive. moti... nice sentiment.
fan4camping - May 13, 2012, 1:01 am
Recipe: add 1 fuel tank & 2 industrial caster wheels. Crank up the tunes and go for a spin. If James Bond can do it, so can a redneck.
MissPriss - May 12, 2012, 11:44 pm
And that Don is the irony and she got the rear tires too :)
DonQ - May 12, 2012, 10:11 pm
I have a question, how can you make it run when she got the part with the gas tank???
dy2012 - May 12, 2012, 4:55 pm
nice hehe I posted this one in pinterest and they repinned it for 26x times in just an hour


1950'S VALUES -


TAGS: back in the day 1950 s divorce evil women were more honest
Rating: 4.03/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2013, 12:43 pm
I think it had to do something with people's warped values; e.g. stick with the lying, cheating, abusive bastard because God approves would otherwise disapprove. Btw, is that Mary Tyler Moore?
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 1:20 pm
Touche, Akbar.
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 1:16 pm
I do not believe prison is the same as group therapy. It is a group but the thera**utic part is questionable until there is a riot
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 1:12 pm
We're all in group therapy... it's good to have help from others your mom has affected.
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 12:55 pm
The mom trap is inescapable and no group therapy...the others in the group would not be safe
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 12:53 pm
Group therapy time, Akbar? Is she the one trap you didn't escape from unharmed?
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 12:51 pm
Where did he find a picture of my mom
rerun - October 24, 2010, 12:49 pm

sad, a wasted pic


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: love complexity layers onion divorce
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

huuddathoughtit - June 30, 2011, 3:12 am
Marriage is the leading cause of divorce
tellitlikeitis - October 19, 2010, 7:52 pm
And a positive spin on it-- tears of happiness and freedom!
spacedog - October 19, 2010, 7:31 pm
Perfect.
AdmiralAckbar - October 19, 2010, 7:01 pm
yepper,says it all.
Neener - October 19, 2010, 1:49 pm
This is a masterpiece!
Reality Lord - October 19, 2010, 1:40 pm

argh....my life summed up in one motifake. 5L....with sad realization
Airman - October 19, 2010, 1:05 pm
yep
tellitlikeitis - October 19, 2010, 11:45 am
Good one.
Faceplant31 - October 19, 2010, 10:01 am
5L
GreyScorpion - October 19, 2010, 9:09 am
Wow, that brought tears to my eyes. 5 Vidalias
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2010, 8:39 am
Beautiful. 5L


CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR - Sometimes the one wish granted is the one you regret the most.


TAGS: divorce single
Rating: 4.5/5

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aggressiveneutrality - October 1, 2012, 6:11 pm
Very true Mariand
mariand - October 1, 2012, 5:52 pm
true...but not only for the tags you mention it.
aggressiveneutrality - October 1, 2012, 12:22 pm
thank you!
maoworks2 - October 1, 2012, 11:30 am
Well Said !


IT'S SO SIMPLE -


TAGS: love story divorce say sorry
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by caveman

Greybeard - May 11, 2014, 12:22 am
Ha Ha Ha. Awesome... :)


WANTED -




ALL IN THE FAMILY -




PSYCHOLOGY - I was recently asked if I had any psychological problems? I replied, " No I divorced her 12 years ago. "


TAGS: blz divorce
Rating: 4.77/5

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BLZ - January 9, 2012, 7:01 am
I might add, I believe I passed that exam : )


CLEARNESS -


TAGS: life time wife revenge divorce dear john
Rating: 3.18/5

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Word construction fascist - March 27, 2009, 12:05 pm
The word you're looking for is clarity.


DIVORCE VS ANNULMENT -




THE FIRST WIVES CLUB -




CHILDREN -




JUST WONDERING - If they get divorced are they still brother and sister?


TAGS: nailer redneck divorce
Rating: 4.17/5

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Occupo Noctis - September 10, 2010, 8:48 am
What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? Either way, someone's loosing a trailer!
forseti - September 10, 2010, 4:19 am
funny idea, but i really don't like this bad shopped pictures. 3L
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 1:04 am
Funny! Now, just stop loading the queue with a lot of half-hearted posters, and stick to the great ones... you don't have to submit everything you think of. Be your own critic first. 5L


DIVORCE -


TAGS: marriage divorce
Rating: 4.06/5

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Bovee - March 8, 2010, 4:09 pm
5 good reasons to cheat. i mean i love you baby.
Derek - March 8, 2010, 2:56 pm
All the elements = 5L


CAREFUL WHAT YOU ASK FOR -


TAGS: divorce challenge
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by jameswnash

forseti - September 13, 2010, 6:19 am
i wouldn't want this car if it was complete... 5L ;)
Reality Lord - September 13, 2010, 6:06 am

yup...n1 james.
jameswnash - September 12, 2010, 10:23 pm
Thank you, I shall try to maintain!
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 9:52 pm
these last few have been top quality nash. kepp it up. 5L's
CANADA - September 12, 2010, 9:47 pm
LMAO! I know a guy who did that to all the furniture in the house with a chainsaw
5150monkeylove - September 12, 2010, 9:46 pm
5L!


SHATTERED -


TAGS: divorce leaving children
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - October 4, 2012, 10:50 pm
Thank You. You have alot of great posters also.
Sho - October 4, 2012, 10:35 am
Love your style. 5L


FRANK ON DIVORCE -


TAGS: marchallenge divorce sinatra
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by sickartist

spacedog - March 22, 2010, 6:20 pm
Nice one sick, the 5Lady is a tramp.
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 5:29 pm
that's only in Maine
Derek - March 22, 2010, 5:27 pm
Perhaps the arch should read "Divorce your hated one with dignity"


MARITAL BONDAGE -




HAPPY SPIDER! - Ironically, he's going through a pretty rough divorce now and his cancer has returned.


TAGS: happy spider irony depression divorce cancer sad arachnid
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Haarakkon - May 15, 2009, 10:57 am
I never thought I'd envy the Praying Mantis males, but I have to rethink that position now, MWLF.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 15, 2009, 1:50 am
Yeah, child support is a b**** when you're an insect. That and buying birthday gifts for the duomillituplets.
MO - May 12, 2009, 9:51 pm
Not to mention now he's gonna leave behind 2,500 curtain climbers.
Sean - May 12, 2009, 2:56 pm
My cancer lied to me. She claimed to be a libra.
Fatty - May 12, 2009, 2:39 pm
+5 Bulgy! Good'un


SENSIBILITY -




ALIMONY - Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.


TAGS: alimony dead horse divorce sunny
Rating: 4.62/5

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Hawamleh - December 20, 2010, 3:15 pm
**** voted before I looked at the comment... shame
Faceplant31 - December 20, 2010, 10:26 am
109249


DIVORCE - My Husband taught me Housekeeping. When I divorced him, I kept the house.




LOVE IS GRAND - Divorce is a 100 grand!




SHOULD YOU GET DIVORCED -


TAGS: divorced list h***ers
Rating: 3.73/5

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LogicDude - October 28, 2009, 7:11 am
LOL @ "Pre-Nump"...


SPACEBOOK -




WHOS CRYING NOW -




50th Wedding Anniversary -




BLACKBIRD FLY -


TAGS: divorce
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

tellitlikeitis - February 16, 2012, 3:25 pm
The time is now... very nice RL.
mariand - February 16, 2012, 7:39 am
...like I said above ;)
Zetmonk - February 16, 2012, 5:17 am
That's a beautiful way to bring across a really sad message...


GOODBYE -


TAGS: goodbye ring quitting divorce better
Rating: 4.88/5

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rerun - May 2, 2013, 9:40 pm

excellent


ALCOHOLISM -


TAGS: alcoholism assignment cheaper than divorce
Rating: 4.54/5

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agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 6:26 pm
5L
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 6:26 pm
This may be the 12th Guinness speaking... but, they look like twins!


WARNING -




THE OLD GRAY MARE SHE -


TAGS: divorce love hate cheat song
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by caveman

mariand - November 20, 2011, 12:42 pm
LOL


FEB 10 - CHINA -




my body, my choice -


TAGS: divorce alimony
Rating: 4/5

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CloudchaserS - September 13, 2013, 11:48 pm
And if you do want to raise the child, be completely financially responsible, and my body says, "No, I don't think so," I can get an abortion. You have no say at all in a decision that also affects you and both I and the law don't care how unfair that is!


SOME GET BACK ON -




OBJECTION -


TAGS: divorce marriage stepmom childhood bikini
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 10:49 am
Amsome aggy!
forseti - July 20, 2010, 9:12 am
tagged with "bikini"?? lol
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 1:03 am
Kept freezing up, too.
Cubbybear - July 20, 2010, 12:48 am
The Ex-Box was loose and stretch out anyways
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:41 am
And she has a PS#, beause daddy got rid of the ex-box.
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:41 am
LOL!!!
Cubbybear - July 20, 2010, 12:40 am
Sit down! New Mommy is younger and can play with you more
Reality Lord - July 20, 2010, 12:26 am

omg....nice


MEMORIES -


TAGS: big gaping hole ex divorce
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by caveman

maoworks2 - May 11, 2012, 10:09 am
It Looks Like A H- bomb Crater.


DIVORCE - Divorce can't be all bad.... They even have a cake for it!




ALIMONY - The high cost of leaving.




TRUE FRIENDS GIVE HELPFUL HINTS -


TAGS: women true love marriage divorce
Rating: 3.89/5

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forseti - June 30, 2010, 12:12 pm
yep, thx! ;)
GreyScorpion - June 30, 2010, 11:59 am
nice rework, see the difference?


5 YEARS, 10 MONTHS, 15 DAYS -


TAGS: tigers elin marriage divorce itch
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Anonymous2 - August 23, 2010, 9:23 pm
He didn't even have the common decency to cheat with her twin... it's called plausible deniability. "Honey, I thought it was you, just trying new things."
MrRandom - August 23, 2010, 5:24 pm
He's gotta have some sort of itch after all that.


DIVORCE - more humiliating than a nude photo scandal.




DIVORCE - Yeah, it was worth it...




DIVORCED WOMEN - Cannibals won't eat them, cuz they're bitter.


TAGS: liz taylor divorced cannibals wont eat her
Rating: 2.9/5

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Faceplant31 - February 18, 2010, 4:28 pm
Not true, i will eat anyone you put in front of me... i mean anything


WOMEN - They can't resist a sale !!




HONESTY -


TAGS: good luck divorce
Rating: 5/5

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Sean - March 27, 2013, 10:14 pm
I remain your humble rainy day servant. I'll be back soon ... ish.
GaryO - March 27, 2013, 9:37 pm
Dang. So few words, yet so complete. Pure. Old school. The foundation of the beginning of it all. A paradigm. Demotivation at its very best. 5L
ughomer - March 27, 2013, 8:12 pm
Sean, Sean; it's Sean they sing, on the far side of the hill!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 27, 2013, 6:46 pm
I needed this today. Thanks Sean. 5L
mariand - March 26, 2013, 9:06 pm
jee... if I'd knew this a few years ago...hehehe
rerun - March 26, 2013, 8:20 pm

Sean? Is it really you? Glad to see you & glad you haven't lost the gift of greatness
Sho - March 26, 2013, 7:41 pm
Lmfao. a 5, fav and a welcome back to you Sean. Missed your posters
Greeny - March 26, 2013, 7:32 pm
LOL


Money Honey -




Try to find X -




THE DIVORCED MAN'S LAMENT - My shack is a very very very nice shack with no kids in the yard and I thought back then that life was hard...


TAGS: divorce husbands problems
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 26, 2016, 12:40 am
Well what better way to spend your retirement? A little elbow grease and you can move right in. Glad your missus enjoyed it lol
OldIrish - April 25, 2016, 6:05 pm
I laughed pretty hard with this one. When my wife came to investigate, she said: "Laughing at your future residence, huh?"
MissPriss - June 30, 2012, 2:33 am
I'll have to pass along the compliment to the ex BA HA HA!
GaryO - June 29, 2012, 11:18 pm
Nice one, MP. Actually I love the looks of that place. It’s got more soul in its porch than many a McMansion I’ve been in.


IN THE DOG HOUSE -


TAGS: divorce childhood dogs
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Faceplant31 - September 7, 2010, 3:11 pm
5L aggy
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 1:32 am
LOL, Ice! Side-effects include sweating, salivating, urination, and minor irritation due to insistance on getting breakfast.
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 1:29 am
It was.
Bartimaeus - September 7, 2010, 1:20 am
I thought the second "new" was part of the joke, suggesting she had multiple beaus. Still a 5/5
ICEMAN - September 7, 2010, 1:18 am
Anyway, I'm not a doctor but I do play one on TV. I have a remedy for your cold. I recommend mouth to twat resuscitation & vigorous chest massage. It may not cure your sniffles but, who cares?
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 1:11 am
Oh.... right.... wink wink
ICEMAN - September 7, 2010, 1:05 am
Hey, I just told you I heard.
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 1:04 am
You were perfecting deep-drilling plugs long before BP ever needed them.
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 1:04 am
Heard of it? You were my number one customer!
ICEMAN - September 7, 2010, 1:03 am
Yeah, I heard about that Cottontail Ranch thing.
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 1:01 am
detail - I suck!
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 12:56 am
And attention to poster datail, apparently.
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 12:51 am
Great.... I'm directly connected to another slide in employment.
ICEMAN - September 7, 2010, 12:40 am
Rumor has it that the brewery may have to temporarily shut down.
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 12:28 am
I'm guessing the entire west-coast Guinness distributor is going belly-up
ICEMAN - September 7, 2010, 12:22 am
Meanwhile the local Vegas liquor distributor is going broke.
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 12:15 am
I'm almost feeling better... sniffles almost gone. I'd say one more week.
ICEMAN - September 7, 2010, 12:13 am
You really do need a drink.
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 12:12 am
Indeed... thatks, Ice.
ICEMAN - September 7, 2010, 12:11 am
Nyuk, nyuk.
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 12:06 am
new new? Dammit... I've gotta stop making motifakes when I'm sober.


DIVORCE IS EXPENSIVE -




DIVORCE - After my divorce, I now sleep like a baby. I go to sleep, wake up in the middle of the night, and cry.




DIVORCE -


TAGS: just as the happiest day in a boat owners life is when he sells his first boat the happiest time in any man s life is just after the first divorce
Rating: 4.64/5

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Reality Lord - August 22, 2010, 10:57 am

soooooo true. 5 smiley faces for you dude!


DIVORCE -




WHO TOOK THE LICKING -


TAGS: june calendar timex alimony divorce
Rating: 4.5/5

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rnbw00 - June 20, 2011, 7:53 pm
Alimony: the idea that when two people make a mistake, one of them keeps paying for it.


PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUCEMENT -


TAGS: after life assignment is it any wonder im divorced
Rating: 4.47/5

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Pinakolata - November 11, 2011, 3:59 am
What have done to make yourself think you're going to hell?


TAKE MY EAR -




DIVORCEDIET -


TAGS: divorce diet tote wardrobe clothes
Rating: 4.14/5

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ICEMAN - November 30, 2010, 10:02 pm
Too many commas.
crankyhead - November 30, 2010, 9:31 pm
i got a good chuckle out of this one =)


Russian Divorce -


TAGS: marriage russian divorce vladmir putin
Rating: 4.11/5

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GaryO - July 2, 2013, 9:16 pm
Yeah, I see that now, looks like he’s doing all he can to keep from busting up…been ‘er, during solemn events no less…it’s torture for me. I’d be in a gulag in the first half hour if I set foot in that country
Cannabal - July 2, 2013, 4:57 am
No, that's his happy face. You can't tell, because, well, y'know, Russians.
GaryO - July 1, 2013, 10:05 pm
‘Pootin’….heh, how on earth can anyone have a name like that……although, in that pic, he does look like he’s a Pootin


PLEASURES - Derived from the contact of senses with their objects have a beginning and an end.




DIVORCE -


TAGS: divorce chipper cheapest way to go
Rating: 3.23/5

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Musashi - January 26, 2010, 1:56 am
Nah you just get a plunger and shove, just think of all the alimony you would save
rerun - January 17, 2009, 3:14 pm
That is only a 6" chipper. May need to pare down that body before running through.


CHOICES -




The First Wives Club -


TAGS: marriage divorce love hate monsters
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - December 20, 2014, 12:34 am
LMAO..:)
MissPriss - December 19, 2014, 10:17 pm
5L Grey...made a poster about me that...hey wait...
concern3 - December 19, 2014, 6:14 am
Amen brother


Tattoo -


TAGS: wife tattoo divorce before after
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - August 2, 2016, 2:16 am
Nice, UP yours


Simple Math -


TAGS: men divorced screwed lightbulb
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 17, 2016, 1:19 pm
Yo momma! No wait....that's what she said. Dammit...that's what yo momma said. Aw screw it...thanks Slick.
MissPriss - April 17, 2016, 1:16 pm
Seriously 'cern...only sometimes?
Rick69 - April 17, 2016, 7:59 am
Split my sides... Just like his property.
concern3 - April 17, 2016, 4:27 am
Priss sometimes you can be so hurtful, But a definite UP yours


GOODBYE -




DISSOLUTION -


TAGS: divorce cousins strange poster humor
Rating: 4.89/5

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demon001 - December 8, 2014, 2:03 pm
inc***: A game the whole family can play!
Thedge - October 30, 2014, 3:29 am
Imagine, climbing that mountain. Every day. Cousins or not.. a man only has so much to give. Climbing K2.... every day? Salute, inbreeder for trying.


Change -




My darling, -




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